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Downbeat Is The New Upbeat

by Will Riding

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1.
This bell hangs well and injures none We're sitting beneath in the evening sun Tired and aching but the day's work is done And Natalie sings about the weather I wind my way home and fall through the door Wrestle with sleep, ‘til we call it a draw Bedclothes kicked off in a heap on the floor While Natalie sings about the weather The morning light drives a wedge to my eyes So late to sleep too early to rise Trapped in my head and buzzing like flies Natalie sings about the weather Lifting me up and away from the everyday The warmest of winds blows all my cares away It rides in on sunlight, it falls with the rain It goes round and round 'cause it's stuck in my brain It's rain on a tin roof, the crackle of fire The first April swallow that lights on the wire It picks me up and serves to inspire When Natalie sings about the weather It comes with the seasons down all the years Locked in my head and trapped in my ears It straightens my back, my cares disappear When Natalie sings about the weather Lifting me up and away from the everyday The warmest of winds blows all my cares away It rides in on sunlight, it falls with the rain It goes round and round 'cause it's stuck in my brain It's rain on a tin roof, the crackle of fire The first April swallow that lights on the wire It picks me up and serves to inspire When Natalie sings When Natalie sings When Natalie sings about the weather
2.
Sea Breeze 04:15
Mary's in her winter coat, it keeps the chill from off her bones Sips coffee in a window seat so she doesn't feel so alone Her knees creak when she rises but She doesn't mind at all She'll amble on the seafront and Beyond the harbour wall Look to the horizon and inhale The voices of the lost sing a melancholy song On the sea breeze On the sea breeze A pair of star crossed lovers, hungover, stayed awake all night They danced like Fred and Ginger now they stumble like Bambi on the ice With eyes the size of planets They hold each other near and If they stay upright, They'll go rolling down the pier Look to the horizon and inhale where Kevin's words to Ann Marie are destination bound On the sea breeze On the sea breeze Billy watched his father struggle, work his fingers to the bone He wants to go to college, there's nothing but a bed for him at home He stands above the tideline Like many times before A stranger in his home Who wanders on the shore to Look to the horizon and inhale Tilt his head and listen, to hear the siren call On the sea breeze On the Sea breeze There's a melody to hear On the sea breeze On the sea breeze There's a melody to hear On the sea breeze On the sea breeze There's a melody to hear On the sea breeze
3.
Toy Guitar 03:21
Excited, delighted, couldn't keep still I kicked down the gates of dawn Cleared the stairs four at a time On Christmas day in the morning Against a backdrop of firelight Under the tree on the floor I tore off the Mickey Mouse paper And could not believe what I saw Well, I've had my frustrations, I've dropped like a stone But this was my worst day by far I was a crestfallen eight year old You were a toy guitar I wanted a real one, a one I could feel one With bridge pins, plectrums and strings Under the tree waiting for me With plenty of other cool things Well, action man lost his arms and his legs Wallpaper flew off my wall I wasn't demanding the world on a plate Just a guitar that was all My Mardy arsed tears flowed for years and years This was my worst day by far I was a crestfallen eight year old You were a toy guitar A traumatised child became a traumatised youth When 38 weeks at a pound Bought me a steel strung monster That made quite a monstrous sound But I got me a book and locked myself up I was heard but seldom seen And now I do songs, some short, some long And some just a bit in-between Now I don't sing the blues I just sing about shoes And that worst day by far When I was a crestfallen eight year old And you were a toy guitar I got me a book and locked myself up Heard but seldom seen And now I do songs, some short, some long And some just a bit in-between INow I don't have the blues I just sing about shoes And remember that worst day so far When I was a crestfallen eight year old And you were a toy guitar
4.
Birdman 03:13
He flew a thousand miles to join us in the summer sun He flew a thousand miles to come and work the ground Beneath his cap, I swear he had a head of feathers And envy in his eyes as he watched the martins fly Harvest came, harvest went, the days were hard and long Still, he whistled while he worked and sang the Robin's song Sang the Robin's song Bridge He'd shout out to the cuckoo, argue with the ragged crows He watched the plover tumble, amusement in his eyes Come the autumn, he stuffed himself with bread and water A southern voice was calling him to make the journey home We looked along the power lines, we searched amongst the trees To wave and wish him well but we never saw him leave Never saw him leave Bridge We looked along the power lines, we searched amongst the trees To wave and wish him well but we never saw him leave Never saw him leave
5.
Beach Song 02:48
Dunes in June in marron grass Gas rigs float and tankers pass A picnic blanket dragged to where we eat While red ants feast on Sandalled feet Tide races where lugworm cast Carving channels slick and fast The moat is flooded the castle breached The children's ball carries out of reach Backs are red; shoulders blistered Sun and wind and sand assisted A strandline zig zags seagulls poke and pry Seeking a bounty with ever hungry eyes The tide that flows and ebbs away Turns to surge another day Finds the stranger on the shore And cover tracks they made before The tide that flows and ebbs away Turns to surge another day And in the evening dark serene Recedes and wipes the whole beach clean
6.
By moonlight you came in a cloak made of stars You sashayed round Jupiter, flirted with Mars Announced your arrival with footprints of fire From out of the void you set yourself down In the wintry indifference of a cold market town Where people lay sleeping or huddled inside No one to greet you, no one to meet you No one to crack you a smile A sorrowful end to an odyssey Over the years and miles On Mrs Wickham's driveway, By Mrs Wickham's car At journey's end you laid down to rest On a tarmac bed you laid your head Naked and alone Silent stranger, who ran out of road They came in their vans, they took you away Because that's how things are When you're fleeing from darkness And guided by the stars On a tarmac bed you laid your head You'd travelled oh so far To Mrs Wickham's Driveway By Mrs Wickham's car
7.
Whamageddon And the year end excess Are thankfully now left behind A pale sun refuses to donate any warmth To a world that's both cold and unkind. The decs are back up in the attic Geese are still high on the wing I'm waiting for green bin day And the welcome return of the Spring My smart meter's grinning as it climbs into the red It's giving me a psychotic twitch "We've spent twelve pound fifty already today Please, step away from the switch" There's a pile of rotting logs in the garden Upon which a Robin does sing A song about green bin day And the welcome return of the Spring It seems a long time since I pruned my bush Mary said to the parson And it's all I can do to keep myself warm Without resorting to arson Those nocturnal cramps and the chill in my bones Reflects in my face's contortions I'm counting my blessings as well as my ailments To give myself a sense of proportion So when the crocus pops out of the lawn I'll make a feast that's fit for a king And raise a glass to green bin day And the welcome return of the spring And raise a glass to green bin day And the welcome return of the Spring.
8.
Billy's boots are covered in clay He grunts like an ox while he's digging away He'll kick them aside at the end of the day When he comes back home He shines them on Sunday every week without fail This grumpy old man with the heart of a whale Then it's off to the Saracen's for his cigarettes and his ale Before staggering home Billy's boots are falling away As he sits in the greenhouse watching us play The stories he tell us go on through the day Til it's time to go home Billy's boots will last until Spring He has a few bob, but won't spend a thing He's perfectly happy to tie them with string From his drawer at home He's swapped boots for slippers though he's hardly aware Mowing the carpet with an overturned chair Talking to Alice as if she was there In her parlour back home No one was there to witness the fall In a room by the lake at Wrightington Hall I like to believe he was heeding the call When Alice called him home
9.
Ashes to ashes Dust to dust Flesh Becomes to nothing As iron turns to rust It comes to us all, the curtain will fall When the end comes around I bury them all, the great and the small Six feet down Ashes to ashes Dust to dust My hands and shovel are filthy Make judgements if you must I trip through the graves and the mortal remains I whistle and wield my spade I whistleCockles and mussels Alive alive - o As I cut through the clay Some I put deep, some I lay shallow The fairest of ladies, the most vulgar fellows Dying's a living, I dig straight and true Like my father before me and his father too I frequent the hotels and taverns in town Places beside me where none will sit down For death is my shadow,my constant, my friend My reason for being, my eventual end Ashes to ashes Dust to dust One day the earth will reclaim me The worms will feed on me guts Death is my life it puts food on the table Stops the milk turning sour But who’ll bury me? And who’ll grieve for me? Cometh the hour
10.
Jesus came back in a dinghy The people didn't know ‘Cause he didn't look like Robert Powell With skin as white as snow Stood upon a shingle beach A steady wind did blow When Jesus came back in a dinghy and The people didn't know Jesus came back in a dinghy He wanted work and friends He wanted to pick fruit and veg Do street magic at weekends But the journey it was painful and The journey it was slow When Jesus came back in a dinghy and The people didn't know Jesus came back in a dinghy Just like the bible said All he needed was his belly full and A pillow for his head He sought the help of strangers but The strangers just said no When Jesus came back in a dinghy and The people didn't know So Jesus went back on a jumbo jet From Heathrow outward bound He wears a coat of binbags now And roams the earth around Forsaken in his father's world He's no place else to go Jesus came back in a dinghy The people didn't know Jesus came back in a dinghy The people didn't know
11.
Heirlooms 04:21
Alice cleaned the parlour The sherry glasses gleamed An endless stream of cigarettes Dropped ashes down her sleeve Once she'd led the horse and cart A dairy girl she'd been But that was then this was now She kept her cottage clean Mrs Sergeant went to evensong As many did back then To worship an elusive God who was whittling down her friends Then she'd go to visit Alice Week on week she came A crumpled twisted figure Walking twisted little lanes Together they knocked back the sherry It loosened tongues, made them merry They talked and they cackled In the way that old friends do They poked fun at the menfolk While they weren't around How they looked like crumpled leather And smelled like Newkey Brown They strummed a ukelele Singing all the while A gift fom the Italians When they left in forty five They talked about their families Grandkids, daughters, sons And sharing out the heirlooms Before the year was done We see them in the bric a brac Through pictures on the wall Portals to another time We hear their voices call But objects are just objects On shelves or on the wall But they live on through the values They handed to us all Together they knocked back the sherry It loosened tongues, made them merry They talked and they cackled In the way that old friends do And objects are just objects On shelves or on the wall But they live on through the values They handed to us all

about

I like think of these as songs from a place in the Venn diagram of narrative, observation and wordplay Punctuated by moments of insight and levity.
The title was inspired by a rather opinionated and NYPD bumfluff mustachio'd burger joint manager, who I was doing a free charity spot for in late 2022. He insisted I do something "more upbeat".
Thinking he was joking I replied
"Listen to them, they're deceptively upbeat",
He continued in glorious ignorant fashion, in front of all the customers.
Very few were listening anyway, those who were, were enjoying it.
Anyway, on came the house music, bringing to an end my first gig in twelve months just four songs in.
It actually inspired me to up my game, get my hindquarters into gear and get back on the pony, as it were.
This is the result.

Now featuring a bonus track of a breakdown of the album recorded for Circl8 radio and broadcast on 9/5/23.

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released April 8, 2023

All songs ©Will Riding
Will Riding - Guitar, singing, bass on "Beach Song"
Mark Woolley - Whistle on “Jesus Came Back In A Dinghy”

Cover photo by Jim pearson

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Will Riding Chester

A Lancashire born, Chester based singer-songwriter with a deft and playful turn of phrase and acoustic/folk sensibilities inspired by, amongst other things, 70’s Children’s TV.

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